BREAKING NEWS

-The Happy Sindane saga is finally solved. We not what happened to Happy. The Kaloos were on hand to report this breaking news and sent me the pic. Thanks Boys. I always wanted to know what happened to the lad. Happy that is

Thierry henry has torn stomach muscles and that could be the end of teh season for him

- The South African & Pakistan Cricket team had to be evacuated from their Hotel in the Carribean. They are all safe and well. The fire was on the 8th floor and reports are saying that It was started by Hershille Gibbs. I wonder Why................DP anyone.

-Apparantly Jose Mourinho has showed his arrogance by saying that if Roman wants to boot him, He can boot him. He knows he is already a millionaire and that another club will take him just as quickly as he gets booted. Now that is arrogance,

- Samuel Eto has demanded that he start the Champions League encounter against Liverpool this week. He is strongly linked with a move to the Premiership.

-Christiano Ronaldo is linked with a 30 million pound bid to Real Madrid. If the Lity goes there, He is wasting his time really.

-How was the Lions and the Sharks in the Super 14. Azee & Seth. You Muggs MUST HAVE HAD A FANTASTIC WEEKEND. Highveld Lions also won three on the trot and Gauteng is the place to be. Friedman drive was skitting on the Weekend